It’s All About The Boobs – A Trilogy

 

Written by Jennifer Thompson

Over at my personal blog, Jenster’s Musings, I’m doing a series of posts called “It’s All About The Boobs”. At first I didn’t think it was necessarily appropriate to Mothers With Cancer, I guess because it’s not about living with cancer. But the more I thought about it, I decided this series IS appropriate. Two of the three experiences wouldn’t have happened if I hadn’t been a BC survivor and the third experience would have meant something completely different to me. So I’ve decided to post the trilogy here, too.


For most of April and the first week of May I was lied to left and right. Todd lied to me, my friends lied to me, my kids lied to me… and I didn’t know. It’s a little scary how easily these people, people who supposedly care about me, could tell me falsehood after falsehood with a perfectly straight face. Let me give you a small sampling of the bevy of deceptions perpetrated against me.

Early April:

Katie

Katie: I need a tropical recipe for school for extra credit.

Me: How about Hawaiian Chicken? It’s easy and yummy.

Katie: Okay.

Late April:

Laura

Laura: Do you think Katie would want to babysit for us on the 7th?

Me: Probably. We have a surprise birthday party to go to, but I’m sure she would sit for you.

Laura: Great.

Me: So what are you going to do?

Laura: Bill and I are going on a date.

Me: Good for you!

Friday, May 7:

Taylor

Taylor: I’m going to Nick’s.

Me: Are you going to come to Mark’s party?

Taylor: Yeah. We’ll probably swing by at some point.

Todd

Todd: Katie just called and said there’s a leak under the sink at Bill and Laura’s.

Me: Oh, no.

Todd: She said it’s not bad. We’ll just stop on our way to Mark’s party and you can come in and see Laura’s new tile.

Me: Alright. I’ve been wanting to see it…

It went down like this: I walked up to the front door with Todd so I could “see Laura’s new tile while he checked under the sink.” When the door opened up there were all these people on the stairs and in the hall yelling “Surprise!” Turns out Todd had spearheaded a surprise party for me with some of our neighbors to celebrate five years of being cancer free. Mark’s wife, Amy, was in on it, too. She happened to be throwing a surprise 40th birthday party for him on the same night and even told him he was going to my surprise party.

They got me good! I had absolutely no inkling of their diabolical plan – the bunch of consummate fibbers. They had a luau for me, hence the Hawaiian Chicken recipe Katie wrangled out of me. Todd played the guitar while Katie sang “Grace” by Saving Jane – one of my favorite songs she sings. After that Taylor played his guitar some while we all sat around, eating and laughing and just having a good time. But the fun didn’t stop there. Oh, no it didn’t. There was also a cake. A boob cake.

(I blocked out the nipples ala Girls Gone Wild commercials so as not to offend the delicate sensibilities of my virtuous readers. Or reader. Whatever.)

And that’, mi amigas, is Part I. Stay tuned for Part II.

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5 Responses to It’s All About The Boobs – A Trilogy

  1. Alina Kapur says:

    Yes this is fact that if you are suffering from major diseases like cancer then people love & care for you .
    That moment will be unforgettable.

  2. Amelie says:

    Your family is great! And congrats on being cancer-free for 5 years!

  3. rebecca says:

    I was wondering if you would be interested in having an author, cancer survivor appear at your blog? Plese email me.

  4. I am 64 and had cancer at the age of 30, I thank G-D every day, for without G-D I would not see an-other day. I lost my younger cousin, to this, she was too young and left small children. When death takes the ones we love, the tears fall so deep within us, that only G-D can wipe them away. Stay close, let G-D draw near, and keep you, in His strong arms. Gen. 27:27 may He bless you and kiss you from His eternal breath.

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